TEACHER -Kids can I have sentence with the word definitely in it please?
FREDDY -I am definitely going to the cinema tonight
TEACHER -No. Your dad may have to work late, you are PROBABLY going to the cinema
LUCY -I am definitely buying sweets at lunch
TEACHER -No, the shop may be closed, you are PROBABLY buying sweets at lunch
JONNY -When you fart, is it lumpy?
TEACHER -No of course not!
JONNY -Then I’ve DEFINITELY shit my pants.
TEACHER -Kids can I have sente…
in Jokes