Teacher: Use ‘income’ in a sentence.
Little Johnny: I opened the door and in come the cat.
Teacher: Wrong! Try ‘ransom’.
Little Johnny: I saw a skunk and ran some distance away.
Teacher: No. Try ‘handsome’.
Little Johnny: Hand some candy to me.
Teacher: (Exasperated) Your last chance is ‘gruesome’.
Little Johnny: Since last year I grew some.
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