You’re a..
January- talented
February- lowlife
March- immature
April- wild
May- exciting
June- weird
July- selfish
August- hot
September- scary
October- messed up
November- cool
December-sexy
Now pick the color shirt you have on
Pink- cupcake sales person
Blue- hooker
Red- bartender
Green- Celebrity
Purple- Mc Donalds worker
White- slut
Yellow- taxi driver
Black- chef
Orange- homeless
Gray- stripper
No shirt- millionare
Other- toe nail clipper
LAST…the day you were born
1- that loves food
2- that hates kids
3- that needs attention
4- that is a murderer
5- who sucks at reading
6- who strips to pay for bills
7- who kills kids
8- who goes to dunkin donuts everyday
9- that loves laguna beach
10- that is OCD with something
11- that is cheating on someone for $$
12- who never brushes their hair
13- who licks peoples toes
14- who is a gold digger $$
15- that wants to be in love
16- who is secretly bi
17- that is a whore
18- who is anorexic
19- that wants a vibrator
20- that owns two chinese fighting fish
21- that wants to have chinese food
22- that is obsessed with myspace
23- who loves cats
24- who wants sex
25- who is a bookworm
26- who will never have sex
27- who is a drug addict
28- who will live to be 121
29- who takes naked pictures of themselves
30- who will stay in the same place forever
31- who needs to brush their teeth