Ten things a man will never say

1. Happy Anniversery!

2.You’re wearing THAT to the party!!??

3.Do I look fat in this?

4.You didn’t know it was my birthday today!?

5.Oh my god! Can’t we just be friends!

6.Listen honey we have to talk… I think, I’m pregnant.

7.Here’s 100 dollars!

8.Hey! Is it okay if some of my friends come over to watch football and we go crazy when our team loses.

9.Sweetie can we not do it tonight?

10.Honey I’m home! How have you been today?!