A man is up on stage telling blonde jokes, and the crowd is eating them up. Suddenly a blonde steps up in the back and starts cursing the man because of him telling the derogatory jokes. To stop him, he offers her the deal of her answering 5 multiple-choice questions. If she can answer them correctly, he’ll get off the stage and never tell another blonde joke. She agrees and he starts questioning her.
“1) How long was the 100 yr war?
A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150”
The blonde says “I will skip this”
The man continues, “2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
A) BRASIL
B) CHILE
C) PANAMA
D) EQUADOR”
The blonde asks for help from any university students near her, and then skips the question.
Trying not to laugh, the man continues, “3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
A) JANUARY
B) SEPTEMBER
C) OCTOBER
D) NOVEMBER”
The blond asks for help from anyone in the crowd, and gives up.
The man snickers a little and asks her, “4) Which of these was King George VI’s first name?
A) EDER
B) ALBERT
C) GEORGE
D) MANOEL”
The blond looks around vacantly and gives up.
By now the guy is having a hard time containing his gut-wrenching laughter, but composes himself enough to ask, “5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal:
A) CANARY BIRD
B) KANGAROO
C) PUPPY
D) RAT”
The blond just gives up and sits down.