The Cat In The Hat On Aging

I cannot see,
I cannot pee;
I cannot chew,
I cannot screw;
Oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks,
My hearing stinks,
No sense of smell –
I look like hell
My mood is bad – can you tell?
My joke’s drooping,
Have trouble pooping;
The Golden Years have come at last –
The Golden years can kiss my ass