The Computer Mouse

One day, a blonde and a brunette were talking on the phone. Then the brunette says, ” I have to go get a new mouse for the computer. My mouse isn’t running good.” Since the blonde hates mice. she goes over to her computer and opens it up, looking for a running mouse. She runs back to the phone and says, ” But my computer works fine without a mouse”; but since she took so long looking for the mouse, her friend hung up and the phone battery was dying out so it sounded like a squeeky assuming and it was the mouse she searched her whole house finding not one mouse. Then she calls her brunette on the phone saying I can’t find one mouse in my house what does it look like? After she finished describing it the blonde finds it, then she squishes it saying, ” There, it is dead! “