There once was a village, it was powerful and had the strongest warriors, one day, a tourist goes to them and says they were cowards, they yelled and beat him, but finally, the tourist said, “This book says that the Paccachu are selfish people who steal, and are cannibals.” The villagers looking at the book scream and run around the village. One man however, looks at the book and laughs. The man stays where he is and doesn’t panic like his fellow village.
The tourist, finally gathering enough courage asks him, “How come your not scared?” The man smirks and replies, “I can’t read.”