Two guys are sitting in a bar. The one says to the other, “Are you going to the Johnsons’ tonight?”
The other says, “Dunno, I don’t feel like it, but my wife wants to.”
“Yeah, me too, I don’t feel like it, but my wife insists.”
Both of them sigh deeply, look at each other and say:
“All right then. See you at the Johnsons’!”