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The party was in full swing, the drink going down several well-lubricated throats.
One of the guests was a Scot, wearing the traditional kilt, and a couple of the more adventurous girls were teasing him, asking him if anything was worn under his kilt. He replied, “No, everything is in perfect working order,” and with that, he lifted his kilt to give them a quick flash.
“Oh, it’s gruesome,” said one of the girls.
“Have another look,” he says, “it’s grew some more!”