40-ish……………………………….52 and looking for 25-yr-old
Athletic……………… ……………..Watches a lot of NASCAR
Average looking………..Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, &back
Educated…………………………Will patronize the shit out of you
Free Spirit……….. ……………….Banging your sister
Friendship first……………….As long as friendship involves nookie
Fun……………………………Good with a remote and a six pack
Good looking………………………Arrogant
Very good looking………………..Dumb as a board
Honest………………………………Pathological Liar
Huggable…………………..Overweight, more joke hair than a bear
Likes to cuddle……………………Insecure mama’s boy
Mature………………………………Older than your father
Open-minded….Wants to sleep with your roommate but she’s not interested
Physically fit……………………….Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
Poet…………………..Wrote ex-girlfriend’s phone number on a bathroom stall
Sensitive…………………………….Cries at chick flicks
Very sensitive………………………Gay
Spiritual………………………………Got laid in a cemetery once
Stable……………………..Arrested for stalking, but not convicted
Thoughtful………………….Says “Excuse me” when he farts
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