One day, a Democrat was on vacation. He was walking along the beach, when he hit his toe on a hard object, and looking down, he saw a small, shiny golden lamp sticking out of the sand.
Excited, he grabbed the lamp, and rubbed its side. A genie appeared from the lamp and said, “Thank you for releasing me. You may have three wishes. But I am a Republican genie; whatever you wish for, every Republican will get two of tomorrow morning.”
The Democrat nodded, and said, “I’d like a shiny new car.” The genie said, “Your wish is granted. Every Republican ill have two new shiny cars in their driveways tomorrow morning;” and a new car appeared next to them.
“I want a million dollars,” said the Democrat. The genie answered by saying, “Every Republican will have two million dollars tomorrow morning;” and one million dollars appeared on the driver’s seat of the car.
The Democrat thought long and hard about his last wish, until finally saying, “Well, I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney . . .”