You know you’ve had too much coffee when…
You can type sixty words a minute with your feet
Instant coffee takes too long
You chew on other people’s fingernails
You answer the door, before people knock
You sleep with your eyes open
You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell the coffee
You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore
You’re the employee of the month at Starbucks and you don’t even work there
You help your dog chase its tail
You lick your coffeepot clean
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee
You’re so wired you pick up FM radio
You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your coffee mug!