Kid’s Instructions on Life…
“Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.” – Rocky, age 9
“Sleep in your clothes so you’ll be dressed in the morning.” – Stephanie, age 8
“Don’t flush the john when your dad’s in the shower.” – Lamar, age 10
“Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when your parents are doing taxes.” – Carrol, age 9
“Don’t ever be too full for dessert.” – Kelly, age 10
“Never spit when on a roller coaster.” – Scott, age 11
“Never do pranks at a police station.” – Sam, age 10
“Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it’s moving.” – Rob, age 10
“Never tell your little brother that you’re not going to do what your mom told you to do.” – Hank, age 12
“Remember you’re never too old to hold your father’s hand.” – Molly, age 11
“Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.” – Chelsey, age 7
“Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.” – Phillip, age 13
“Forget the cake, go for the icing.” – Cynthia, age 8
“Remember the two places you are always welcome – church and Grandma’s house.” – Joanne, age 11
“When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.” – Matthew, age 12
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