What DO They Mean?

Did they mean these ads to read as they do?

Man, honest. Will take anything.

Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.