1. Why are little children sweet-tooths? They keep crying when they can’t have candy.
2. Why are little children kindergarteners? Um… they’re still learning basic skills, are they not?
3. Why are little children such blanket-connected people? They have read too many Peanut strips and can’t resist but be Linus.
4. Why are little children people who like to joke around? They hear their dad’s joke with them too often.