One there was a wrestler in a very, very light weight wrestling match. He only weighed 135 pounds and his opponent even less than that. He was just about to wrestle that day when his coach dragged him off the ring. “I need to speak with him,” the coach called.
“Why’d you take me out?” asked the wrestler, nervous. “What did I do?”
“Calm down. I don’t think you’re fit to beat your opponent.”
“Yeah, well, I doubt it, Coach. I could carry that guy in the palm of my hand. He only weighs 85 pounds, maybe 90.”
“Yes, but he has a lot of muscle!”
Wrestling Coach
in Jokes