You know your a redneck if…
You tell your kids the facts of life and they interrupt you with corrections.
You’ve ever given your date flowers from a cemetery.
You proposed at Denny’s.
The biggest compliment you got at your wedding was how cute your baby was.
You had a marriage license before you had a drivers license.
You’ve ever reused wedding invitations.
The last thing your ex-wife ever said to you was “It’s me or them dogs.”
If your wedding invitations ever said “same time same place.”
At your wedding reception you put Alka-Seltzer in cheap wine to get “Champagne.”