1. You know you’re a redneck when you go out with your girlfriend and you don’t realize she has her other boyfriend with her.
2. You know you’re a redneck when you use a barstool as a walker.
3. You know you’re a redneck when your mowing your lawn and you find a car.
4. You know you’re a redneck when you fall asleep with one hand down your pants and a beer in the other hand.