1. You don’t suffer from insomnia… you enjoy every minute of it.
2. Your pupils are dialated 24/7
3.*You don’t have time for a girlfriend and would rather have a talking frog instead.
4. L337 is a common word in your household.
5. The targeting reticle from halo is permanently burned onto your retina… and you love it.
6. You know the correct pronunciation of MJOLNIR.
7. You have a microwave in your room.
8. Your dog can beat your friends at halo.
9. Your pug, 30 pounds over weight can physically kick your butt.
10. You’ve memorized the entire halo soundtrack.
You Might be a Gamer If…
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