– Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
– You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.
– You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.
– You think you are an entrepreneur because of the “Dirt for Sale” sign in the front yard.
– You’re still scalping tickets after the concert is over.
– You don’t think Jeff’s Foxworthy’s jokes are funny.
– Every time you see a roadsign that says “DIP” you reach in your back pocket.
– You’ve ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.