Yuri Gagarin

The Armenian Radio was asked: “Is it true that comrade cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin’s car was stolen in Moscow during the celebrations?”
The Armenian Radio answers: “In principle yes, but it was not in Moscow, rather in Kiev, and it was not his car, but his bike and it was not comrade cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin, but comrade highschool teacher Gagarin and his first name was not Yuri, but Leonid…”