A College Student Sent a Letter to Her Parents…

A college student sent the following letter to her parents:

Hi Parent$!

Today i$ $eptember 15. I’m doing $uperb in $chool (or, $hould I $ay, college). The teacher$ are great, my roommate$ are great, and I’m having a $uper time! All I could u$e right now is a little ca$h.

To which the parents responded:

Hi daughter!

NOthing happening on this end. Something’s wrong, because you kNOw, we got this letter in NOvember. I am NOt worrying about anything down here, kNOck on wood huh?

Your loving parents,
NOrden and Morden Finkelstein.