Jokes
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A Guy Stopped at a Local Gas Station…
in JokesA guy stopped at a local gas station. After filling his gas tank, hepaid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and watched a couple of men working along the roadside. One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on.…
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Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat Cat
in JokesCan You Decipher This Phrase? cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat Catch 22! (22 cats).
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Yo Momma is So Dumb
in JokesYo Momma is so dumb everytime she hears a car horn she yells “Happy New Year!”
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Things Not To Say On Your Wedding Night…
in JokesBut everyjoke looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Hurry up! This room rents by the hour! Can you please pass me the remote control? Do you accept Visa? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ On second thought, let’s turn off the lights. Do you get any premium movie channels? Try not…
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Haven’t Been Caught Yet
in JokesA child named Bob was running through the neighbor’s garden. “Hey!” shouted the neighbor, “I thought I told you not to let me catch you here again!” “Right!” replied the boy, “and you haven’t caught me yet!”
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Deacon and Preacher
in JokesThere once was this deacon and this preacher, and they had been really good friends for a long time. Well, one day the deacon got sick and was taken to hospital, so the preacher decided to go and see his old friend. When he walked into the hospital room, the preacher noticed all the hoses…
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Horny Bastard
in JokesA teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city kids in her fourth-grade class could identify. She drew a picture of a cow on the blackboard and said, “Who can tell me what this is?” A little girl raised her hand. “Yes, Janie, what do you think it is?” “It’s…
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Letter of Recommendation
in JokesBob Smith, my assistant programmer, is never lazy. He’s always hard at work in his cubicle. Bob is always working independently, without wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never thinks twice about assisting fellow employees. He is great. His assignments are always on time, never late. You should hire him. Often, Bob skips his…
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Alzheimer’s
in JokesA patient was waiting for some results from his doctor. When the doctor arrives he says, “I have some good news and some bad news which do you want first.” The patient says, “Give me the bad news first!” Doctor replies, “You’ve got AIDS.” “Oh, no! What could be worse than that?” asks the patient.…