Jokes
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You Might be a Redneck If…6
in JokesYou might be a redneck if your swimsuit is your bra and underwear.
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Baby Faces
in JokesYou have a face like a baby, with a brain to match. * Credited to my friend fqzeng.
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Mr.Watt N Nott
in JokesMr.Watt rang the phone at the residence of Mr.Knott. “Who’s calling?” asked Knott. “Watt.” “What is your name, please?” “Watt’s my name.” “That’s what I asked you. What’s your name?” “That’s what I told you. Watt’s my name.” A long pause, and then from Watt, “Is this James Brown?” “No, this is Knott.” “Please tell…
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Kangaroo and a Sheep
in JokesQ: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep? A: A sweater with pockets
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Lawyers and Vampires
in JokesWhat’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Welfare Applications
in JokesFor those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the U.S. to individuals and families with income below a certain level. The following quotations are taken from actual letters received by the Welfare Department in applications for support of receiving payments. – I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 6 children. I had seven but one…
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Mexican Status
in JokesIf you can run and play any sport while wearing chanclas…. MEXICAN… If your late Tio left you a van and you turned it into a taco vending business, Yes, you’re a Mexican. If you pronounce words beginning with the letter “S” by putting an “E” in front of it, (estop instead of stop), big…
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Redneck Baby
in JokesYou might be a redneck if your baby’s first words were, “Attention, K-mart shoppers!”