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Jokes

  • Failed Brakes

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    An engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer were on their way to a tech conference on the other side of the mountains. Half way down the other side, the brakes gave out, and the engineer steered for all his life to keep the car from going clean off the edge. It was at the…

  • A Superman

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    Girl, “Oh, Superman I love you so much!” Superman,”I don’t blame you.”

  • Broken Machine

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    There once was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. He retired following a happy thirty-year career. Shortly thereafter his company contacted him about a seemingly impossible problem with one of their million-dollar machines. The engineer reluctantly took the challenge. After spending a day studying the huge machine, he marked…

  • Acme Companies

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    Acme Rope, Inc. – Knot your ordinary company. Acme Mine Shafts – Drop in any time Acme Lollipops – One lick and you’ll stick with us. Acme Light Company – We have lots of bright ideas. Acme Clown Make-up – Let us put a smile on your face. Acme Perfume Corp. – We love it…

  • So FAT

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    Yo mama is SO fat that the amount of food she eats for dinner could feed ALL the Ethiopeans for a year!

  • Bad News/Good News

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    Mother to teenage daughter: “The bad news is, we’re moving to a different city. The good news is, your new school is full of boys who didn’t see you get sick in the cafeteria last month.”

  • Bass Clarinets

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    Q:What do you call a Bass Clarinet player with half a brain? A: Gifted

  • Stupid Robbers V

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    During a high school break-in in Plymouth, North Carolina, two burglars found a camera in one of the classrooms and amused themselves by taking pictures of each other committing the crime. When they couldn’t figure out how to get the film out of the camera, they concluded it wasn’t loaded and left it behind. The…

  • Christmas Pudding

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    ‘It is Christmas time and a man and a woman go out for a meal. After the first two courses, everything is well until the dessert. The man messes up and says something inappropriate to the woman while having their Christmas pudding. The woman walks away in anger. Then the man says, “Please don’t desert…

  • If Santa Answered His Mail Honestly

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    Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I’v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You’re on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I’m giving your older brother…

  • Are You?

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    Knock Knock. Who’s there? Are you, Are you who? Are you going to let me in or not?

  • Snake

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    Just after Creation the Lord noticed that the original male-female pair of snakes were not reproducing. He summoned them and said, “I thought I told everyone to go forth and multiply?” The snakes replied, “Yes Lord, but we cannot.” The Lord was annoyed and thundered, “and why not?” to which the snakes answered, “You see,…