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Jokes

  • Bubbles

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    One day Jim, a duck, was swimming in a pond when he came up to another duck and asked “What are doing?” “Blowing bubbles,” she replied. Jim met 3 more ducks and they all said the same thing. When Jim came up to a 5th duck he said “Let me guess, you’re blowing bubbles?” “No,”…

  • Country Music

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    A student of proctology is in the morgue one day after classes, wanting to get a little practice in before the final exams.He goes over to a table where a joke is lying face down. He uncovers the sheet over the joke, and to his surprise he finds a cork in the corpse’s rectum. Figuring…

  • Driveway Parkway

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    Why do you Drive on the Parkway but Park on the Driveway?

  • Yankee Doodle Handy

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    Yankee Doodle went to town A-riding on his mother Every time he hit a bump He had another brother!

  • Lane’s Law of Supply and Demand:

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    The one item you need is always in short supply.

  • M L I K

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    Can you decipher this phrase? M L I K Milk shake!

  • Piano Gift

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    PIANO PLAYER: “Do you think I have a gift for playing?” LISTENER: “No, but I’ll give you one for stopping!”

  • Jugglers

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    Q) How many jugglers does it take to change a lightbulb? A) One, but it takes 3 lightbulbs.

  • Yo Mama is So Fat

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    Yo mama is so fat she has to get baptized in Sea World.

  • Yo Momma is So Old and Poor

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    yo momma is so old — she knew Burger King when he was a prince! yo momma is so poor — I saw her banging on the dumpster and I asked her what she was doing and she said “My kids locked me out!”

  • How to be a Human Echo

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    Everyone can be an Echo! 1] Repeat everything a person says & does in an exaggerated way 2] If your victim tries to get you to stop by saying something like, ‘I’m a stupid furball,’ say ‘ at least you have the courage to admit it!’ 3]This is the most important instruction! DO NOT LET…

  • Horror

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    The squirrel’s eyes widened as he tried to move but froze when he realized…….. He’d buried the wrong nuts!