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Jokes

  • A Dog and a Fox

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    Q: What is the difference between a dog and a fox? A: About five drinks.

  • The Priest and the Lawyer

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    The priest was instructing a class of third- graders at All Saints grammar school. “There were two brothers, and one of them chose the wicked path of Satan. The brother was evil and corrupt and did great damage to many people, and wound up a convicted criminal in a tiny, dark cell. “But the other…

  • Ladies’ Bumper Stickers

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    So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me. God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends. My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips. Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog. Coffee, Chocolate, Men … Some Things Are Just Better Rich. Don’t Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen…

  • Lawyer’s Questions

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    What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers? 1. How much money do you have? 2. Where can you get more? 3. Do you have anything you can sell?

  • Fat Friend

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    When you have a fat friend, there are no seesaws, just catapults.

  • What’s Black and blue……?

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    Q: What’s black, blue, brown and laying in a ditch? A: A brunette who’s told too many blonde jokes.

  • Duck Tape

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    #1 rule of a redneck- If duck tape don’t fix it (doubt it), mount it on the wall instead.

  • Can People be Taken Apart Like Machines???

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    A young boy asked his mother, “Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?” “Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?” replied his mother. The young boy answered, “The other day, Daddy was talking to someone on the phone, and he said that he’d like to screw the tail…

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  • Answering Machine Message 119

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    Hi, this is Johan advising you that you spend WAY too much time on the phone. GO OUTSIDE… See the world, LIVE a little… Have fun.

  • Skateboard

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    A blonde, a red head and a brunette are all skateboarding and bragging about their best tricks. The brunette says, “I can do a double impossible and a misty.” The red head says, “Thats nothing. I can do a 1080 flip off a quarter pipe, then do a double double and land it without falling”.…

  • The Poop Name List

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    The Poop Name List __________________________________________________ The Perfect Dump- Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it’s rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of…