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Jokes

  • Solutions

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    Every solution breeds new problems.

  • Before

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    The teacher asks his students to spell the word “before”. The first kid tries: “B-E-F-O-H-R.” “No”, says the teacher, “that’s wrong!” Another kid: “B-E-E-F-O-R.” “No, no,” says the teacher. “Anyjoke else?” A little boy raises his hand: “B-E-F-O-R-E!” “Now, that’s right!” beams the teacher. “Now, Washington, use this word ‘before’ in a sentence!” and the…

  • MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB…

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    MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead Now it goes to school with her Between two hunks of bread.

  • Said and Done

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    After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.

  • Salary Increase

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    Salary Increase “I must have a raise,” the man said to his boss. “There are three other companies after me.” “Really?” the boss asked. “What other companies are after you?” “The gas company, the telephone company, and the electricity company,” the man replied.

  • Miracle

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    An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would help her lose as much as twenty pounds. The blonde follows the doctor’s advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she’d indeed lost twenty pounds. She…

  • Jewish Girl

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    After performing a marriage the rabbi gave some advice to the newlyweds: “The first ten years are always the hardest,” said the rabbi. “How many years have you been married?” they asked. “Ten years,” the rabbi replied.

  • Judgement

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    Before you judge someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

  • Always Be Smarter

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    Always be smarter than the inanimate object that you’re working with.

  • The animal Loan

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    Q: What do you call it, when a bison gets a loan? A: A Buffa-loan!

  • 5 Fingers on a Hand

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    “The fact that the GDR considers itself as one of the 5 technologically most advanced power of the nations may be be given to the fact that there are only 5 fingers on a hand. ” University lecture in Hungary in the 70s

  • Etch-A-Sketch Tech Support

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    Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What’s the shortcut for Undo? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I create a…