Jokes
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Two Sisters …
in JokesTwo sisters are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died. 1st sister: “I froze to death.” 2nd sister: “How horrible!” 1st sister: “It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about…
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Joke 10
in JokesA man was boasting to his friend, “You know, I am a well known collector of antiques.” His friend replied, “Yes, I know, I have seen your wife.” Tom: I went out fishing with my wife this morning. Sam: You’re lucky, I’m still using worms. “Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent…
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Boys Will Be Boys
in JokesThree boys are walking along the beach one day when they see a cave. The first boy goes in and is just looking at a banknote on a big rock when a ghostly voice calls out, “I am the ghost of Auntie Mabel and this five dollars stays on the table!” The second boy goes…
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Clothes Shopping
in JokesA blonde and her husband go to buy her new clothes. First, they decide she needs a new shirt, so they go through a few shirts but she rejects them all. Finally she points at one that she likes, but he thinks it is ugly, so he says no. They go through almost the whole…
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Whos There!
in JokesKnock knock Who’s there? Mayonaise Mayonaise who? Mayonaise a lot of jokes on this website.
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3 Jokes (6)
in Jokes1 What’s the advantage of having a blonde as a girlfriend? You get to park in handicapped zones. 2 What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a clue. 3 Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses? So they don’t crap on the street during parades!
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Chuck Norris Facts: 18
in JokesIf you rearrange the letters in “Chuck Norris”, they also spell “Crush Rock In”. The words “with his fists” are understood. Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off. Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything…