Jokes
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Calculator Jokes
in JokesDo this on a calculator! So here’s the story: a woman had 69 boobs which was too too too much. So she went to 51st street and the doctor took all the time he had and ate all the boobs and she became boobless! 69 boobs 222 much 51st street 6922251 X time 6922251 X…
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M&M Evolution
in JokesWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is…
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It’s All in the Name
in JokesNathan goes to see his doctor. After a lengthy examination the doctor sighs, and says, “I’ve some bad news for you, Nathan. You have an incurable cancer. I suggest you quickly put your affairs in order.” Nathan is initially shocked, but then, being a calm, solid character, he composes himself and quietly leaves the doctor’s…
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Chuck Norris Facts: 16
in JokesBefore each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the…
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Big Brother
in JokesBilly Bob caught his friend Bubba searching high and low all around his living room. Billy Bob said, “What are you searching for?” Bubba replies, “Hidden cameras!” “And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?” says Billy Bob. Bubba said, “That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why, every…
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What is the Difference Between a Chicken?
in JokesWhat is the difference between a chicken? Neither can ride a bicycle.