Jokes
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Unmasked
in JokesA young couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Costume party. The wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party and have a good time. Being the devoted husband, he protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to…
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Which is It?
in JokesHow can you tell the difference between a violin and a fiddle? Look at the audience!
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Spherical Cow
in JokesMilk production at a dairy farm was low so the farmer wrote to the local university, asking help from academia. A multidisciplinary team of professors was assembled, headed by a theoretical physicist, and two weeks of intensive on-site investigation took place. The scholars then returned to the university, notebooks crammed with data, where the task…
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Inventions
in JokesBlonde inventions: Waterproof towel Unbreakable egg Submarine screen door Solar powered flash light Helicopter ejection seat Inflatable dart board Pedal powered wheel chairs
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Lesson in Logic
in JokesA fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. “Here is the situation,” she said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can’t swim, and…
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Bike Ride…
in JokesOn June 10th, 2006, San Fransisco, California held the largest gay, nude bike ride in the United States. I’m never buying a used bike ever again.
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Whose Father is the Tallest?
in JokesThree youngsters are having hot discussion, about whose father is the tallest one. The first one said, “My father is just like statue of Liberty. Your hat will fall off if you look at him” The second one does not want to loose the discussion. He added, “That’s nothing! You can not see my father’s…