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Jokes

  • Oedipus

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    Oedipus was a real motherfucker.

  • A Side Order of Blondes

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    Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, “How do you get to the other side?” “You are on the other side,” the other blonde yells back.

  • Two Hard Questions

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    Two Tough Questions Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one. Question 2:…

  • Presidents

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    Presidents on a sinking ship! Ford says: “What do we do?” Bush says: “Man the lifeboats!” Reagan says: “What lifeboats?” Carter says: “Women first!” Nixon says: “Screw the women!” Clinton says: “You think we have time?”

  • Little Johnny’s Joke

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    Little Johnny’s Joke Little Johnny was sitting on his backyard swing set with some of his sixth grade schoolmates one Saturday when they started to tell some jokes to each other. Little Susie started off by saying, “Knock, knock?” Everyone answered, “Who’s there?” Susie says, “Boo!” Everyone replied, “Boo who?” To which Susie said, “Why…

  • Mad Cow

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    Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, “Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that’s going around?” The other cow answers, “Yeah, makes you glad we’re penguins, doesn’t it?”

  • Do You Have A Headache? Seriously?

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    No cure here. . . .

  • Eye Spy

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    A beautiful, sexy, good looking lady was sitting next to a guy in a plane… The lady said to him, “Can you help me remove something from my breast please?” The exciting young man replied, “Wow! It will be my pleasure… So what is it?” “Your eyes, idiot!”

  • Abramovich

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    Abramovich was sentenced to 5 years, served 10, then fortunately was paroled before he served the rest of his sentence.

  • The Curse

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    There once was a village, it was powerful and had the strongest warriors, one day, a tourist goes to them and says they were cowards, they yelled and beat him, but finally, the tourist said, “This book says that the Paccachu are selfish people who steal, and are cannibals.” The villagers looking at the book…

  • Parachuting

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    A blonde and a brunette go parachuting. The blonde jumps first, pulls her parachute cord, and slowly drifts in the air and enjoys the view. The brunette jumps after her and pulls her parachute cord, but nothing happens! She pulls it again, this time as hard as she can, but still nothing. She pulls the…

  • sportmen Quotes

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    New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season…”I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.” Shaquille O’Neal, on his lack of championships: “I’ve won at every level, except college and pro.” Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous…