Jokes
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“Home Schooling”, Eh?
in JokesBellevue, WA There’s a story circulating through the Bellevue School District about the woman who called wanting information on home schooling. Both Lake Washington (Renton, WA) and Bellevue districts are noted for their support of home schoolers, and the Bellevue spokesperson was explaining procedures and what to do to the mother on the telephone. Among…
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Two Kids in a Hospital
in JokesTwo little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?” The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.” The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing…
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Math Lesson
in JokesThe arithmetic teacher had written 10.9 on the blackboard and had then rubbed out the decimal point to show the effect of multiplying this number by ten. “Johnny,” the teacher asked, “where is the decimal point now?” “On the eraser!” came back the quick reply.
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The Lost Coin?
in JokesMy husband and I had just finished tucking our five young ones into bed one evening when we heard sobbing coming from three-year-old Billy’s room. Rushing to his side, we found him crying hysterically. He had accidentally swallowed a penny and was sure he was going to die – no amount of talking could change…
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The Nurse and the Psychiatrist
in JokesSheri, the pert and pretty nurse, took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked. “Doctor, you must help me,” she pleaded. “It’s gotten so that every time I meet one of the young doctors here, I end up dating him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a…
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Why Did the Boy…?
in JokesQ: Why did the boy wear a diaper to the party? A: He didn’t want to be a party pooper.