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Jokes

  • Where’s All the Money?

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    America is a land of untold wealth. – Internal Revenue Service.

  • I Rode on a Hippo……

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    Woman: I did something special today. Man: What? Woman: I rode on a hippo. Man: Surely you musn’t be kidding. Woman: Yes I’m not kidding and don’t call me Shirley.

  • Patriotic Parrot

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    Yesterday, I walked into a pet store. When I walked to the back of the store, I saw an interesting parrot. The parrot had a ribbon on either foot. There was a red ribbon on his left foot, and a blue ribbon on his right foot. As I was wondering what the ribbons were for,…

  • Nike Shox (the Shoes)

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    Yo momma so fat she turned her Nike Shox into “Shocked Nikes”

  • Little Jenny

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    Little four-year-old Jenny was looking at her new baby brother for the first time. He was fast asleep. After staring at her tiny, motionless baby brother for a few minutes, Jenny looked up at her mother and asked plaintively, “Didn’t he come with batteries?”

  • Yum #1

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    What do you call a dog in the sun? A Hot Dog!

  • The Dog and The Car

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    Fred was getting out of his car to go to an electronics store and had his dog in the car with him. “Stay,” said Fred. A blond was witnessing all this and said to Fred, “Would it just be easier to put it in park?”

  • Juan & Amal

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    A woman had twins, and gave them up for adoption. One of them went to a family in Egypt and was named Amal. The other went to a family in Spain, and they named him Juan. Years later, Juan sent a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she told her husband…

  • Happiness…

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    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

  • Cartman’s Quotes -1 (Don’t Read This If You Easily Get Offended)

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    These are quotes from the show SOUTH PARK. If you’re a fan, you’ll love this! They are the quotes of CARTMAN(“the fat ass”) Cartman: You so much as TOUCH kitty’s ass, and I’ll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants. Stan: Jesus, Cartman. Cartman: Well, I’m just sayn’,…

  • Money Can’t Buy You Everything

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    It can buy a bed – but not sleep It can buy a clock – but not time It can buy you a book – but not knowledge It can buy you a position – but not respect It can buy you medicine – but not health It can buy you blood – but not…

  • Google Trick

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    This was set up by Google as a joke. Enjoy! Please do the following: 1. Open Google. 2. Type, “french military victories”. 3. Click: I’m Feeling Lucky. 4. Enjoy!