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Jokes

  • Home is Where the What Is?

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    A trucker goes into a whorehouse and hands the Madam five hundred dollars. He says, “I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich.” The Madam says, “For that kind of money, you could have one of my finest girls and surf and turf.” The trucker says, “I’m not horny, I’m homesick.”

  • What the Hell is Marriage ?!#$*

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    Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “I don’t know,…

  • Annoying Boy on Bus

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    A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ”If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.” The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ”If my dad was an elephant and my mom a…

  • Amazing Facts 15

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    110 The largest bay in the world is Hudson Bay, Canada 111 The largest church in the world is Bascilica of St.Peter, Vatican City, Rome 112 The largest peninsula in the world is Arabia 113 The largest gulf in the world is Gulf of Mexico 114 The tallest statue in the world is the Motherland,…

  • Anyjoke There..there..? Echo..echoo?

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    Is anyjoke STILL ALIVE ON WOCKA?????? I KNOW THIS ISNT A JOKE BUT THIS WAY THE ONLY WAY TO GET YOUR ATTENTION! HELLOOOO…. WAS THAT AN ECHO ECHO ECHO?

  • Non-sequitur

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    A performative poet of Hibernia Rhymed himself into a hernia He became quite adept At this practise, except For the occasional non-sequitur.

  • The Adoption

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    Ted and Alice were thrilled when their long wait to adopt a baby finally came to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had an adorable German baby boy and the couple took him without hesitation. On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped at the local college so they…

  • Wears Mi Munny?

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    Rhett Jacobs, Democratic candidate for the South Carolina House and a man who listed “education” as his top priority, submitted a required campaign disclosure form in October, handwritten, on which he detailed expenses for “filling fee,” “campain work” and “litature.”

  • A Classic M$ Support Joke

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    A pilot’s flying a small, single-engined charter plane with a couple of really important execs on board. He’s coming into Seattle airport, only there is thick fog, less than 10ft of visibility, and his instruments are out. So he circles around looking for a landmark. After an hour or so, he’s pretty low on fuel…

  • Hillary, Monica, and Bill

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    “For Gods sakes Bill! Help her find it!.” ~Hillary after walking in with Monica on her hands and knees in front of Bill

  • THUMBTACKS?

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    A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, “PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX SUPER…

  • Addicted To Video Games?

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    You Know You’re Addicted to Video Games When… 1.) Your wife tells you that you are, and your two kids; Mario, and Sonic; agree with her. 2.) Whenever something bad happens, you reach for the pause button. 3.) You can microwave and eat a pizza using only your feet. 4.) You’ve spent so much time…