Jokes
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What Do You Get When You Cross a Scottish…
in JokesQ: What do you get when you cross a Scottish sheep with a Peruvian Mountain Goat? A: The Dolly Llama.
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Signs you’re a redneck Jedi
in JokesSigns you’re a redneck Jedi; -You ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.” -Your Jedi robe is camouflage. -You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light. -At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored. -You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. -You…
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Have You Ever Noticed
in JokesThat sometimes when you cry, no one sees your tears. Sometimes when you’re sad, no one understands your pain. Sometimes when you’re happy, no one sees your smile. But you just have to fart once, and EVERYjoke knows.
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Yo Momma So Greasy
in JokesYo mama is so greasy Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
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Robot Lawyers
in JokesLawyers are safe from the threat of automation taking over their professions. No one would build a robot to do nothing.
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The Computer Mouse
in JokesOne day, a blonde and a brunette were talking on the phone. Then the brunette says, ” I have to go get a new mouse for the computer. My mouse isn’t running good.” Since the blonde hates mice. she goes over to her computer and opens it up, looking for a running mouse. She runs…
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An idiot and Cows
in JokesGuy1: Thats a bunch of cows. Farmer: No, a herd. Guy1: Of course I’ve heard of cows. Farmer:.No, I mean the cow herd Guy1: I have no secrets from cows
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5 Jokes (11) Revenge of the Blondes
in Jokes1 Why did God create brunettes? So ugly men wouldn’t feel left out 2 Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt 3 Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? It matches their mustache. 4 What do brunettes miss most about a great party? The invitation. 5 What do…
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Your Momma’s Nasty!
in JokesYour momma’s teeth are so yellow, that when she opened her mouth, a black guy said “nice grillz!” Your momma’s so fat ‘n hairy that when she went to the mueseum someone yelled “the mammoth’s alive!” Your momma’s so hairy that when she was on the set of king kong, the director said “I thought…
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Yo Momma and the Pig
in JokesYo Momma is so smelly that when she entered a pig sty, all the pigs had to evacuate…
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Noah’s New Ark
in JokesNoah went to see God to ask him for a new and improved ‘ark’. “Ok Noah. I think it is time you had a new ark”, God said. “Take a seat, tell me your ideas, and I’ll start a design”. “Well, firstly, I’d like it to have plenty of floors. Say, 5 or 6”, Noah…