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Jokes

  • Tragic..lol

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    This is a true story that happened in a South African hospital. There was this case in the hospital where a patient always died in the same bed and on a Friday morning regardless of his medical condition. This puzzles the doctors and some even think it has something to do with the supernatural. One…

  • Blessed be

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    The Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase, “Tuti Homini” – Blessed be Mankind. A women’s rights group approached the Pope the next day. They noticed that the pope blessed all Mankind, but not Womankind. The next day, after His sermon, the Pope concluded by saying, “Tuti Homini, et Tuti…

  • Bullfrogs and Blowjobs

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    A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn’t want to spend a fortune. “Well,” said the clerk, “I have a very large bullfrog.…

  • Old Age

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    I’m so old, I woke up the other morning and thought I had an erection. I was really happy until I realized it was just a leg cramp!

  • Duh!

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    Reporters asked Dan Quayle what he thought of Roe v. Wade? His response: “Two alternate ways to cross the Potomac.”

  • Halloween…?!?!

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    There was once an old woman living in a cottage. Her husband had died three years ago. Suddenly, the phone rang. She picked it up and a deep voice boomed: “I am the vindow viper and I’m coming into your town.” She put the phone down, thinking it was some boys playing a prank on…

  • The Insurance Salesman

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    A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. “Sorry, we don’t need anyone…” they replied. “You can’t afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone anything any time!” “Well, we have two prospects that no one has been able to sell. If you can sell just one, then you have…

  • 59 Seconds

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    “Doctor, Doctor! My friend has only 59 seconds to live.” “Don’t worry, I’ll be there in a minute.”

  • How Can You Tell If You’re One of Life’s Losers?…

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    You don’t have any luck at all if: -The guarantee on your used car expires two hours before the car’s engine does. – You start to go bald at the same time you reach puberty. -You get your BIG break and make the football team only to trip over the bench and break your leg.…

  • Burp

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    Yo momma’s so nasty, when she burped she started a nuclear war!

  • Two Priests

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    Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter said,”I’d like to get you guys in now, but our computer’s down. You’ll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can’t go back as priests. What do you pick to be?” The…

  • Penguins

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    Penguins mate for life. This is not surprising, as they all look the same. It’s not like they have to wait and wonder if someone better will come along!