Jokes
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Yet Another Redneck Joke
in JokesIf you met your wife on a hunting trip you just might be a redneck.
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Blonde Cashier
in JokesA man walks in to an auto store and asks the blonde cashier where the turtle wax is. The blonde says,”I’m sorry sir, but we don’t sell pet supplies.”
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3 Complexes
in JokesA complex is a phobia. A complex is a large building. A complex is another word for complicated. So if you have a phobia about complicated large buildings, you might be said to have a complex complex complex.
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Daffy Definitions
in JokesREAD SLOWLY—-THESE ARE RATHER CLEVER! 1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that *leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds 2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do 3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage 4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with 5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate 6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets 7. ECLIPSE:…
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Defend the Jews
in JokesAn old Armenian is on his deathbed: “My children, remember to defend the Jews.” “Why Jews?” “Because if they are gone, we will be next.”
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Blonde Bashing
in JokesOne day a man is up on his soap box telling blonde jokes. A large crowd has gathered around him and are laughing hysterically at every line, most of which he probably took off of this website. A blonde walks up to him and starts yelling at him, “You know, not all blondes are as…
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Benisms
in JokesI have a friend named Ben who says the dardest things. Me an a different friend have compiled a list of the best ones _____________________________ Max: Have you noticed that people with lisps can’t say lisp? Ben: Really?.. Lisp, Max: Ben you don’t have a lisp -.- _____________________________ They make up some excuse about an…
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road
in JokesWhy did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken and the road can’t agree on anything.
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Food Poisoning
in JokesReturning home from dinner out one night, I started to feel sick. Suspecting food poisoning, I called the restaurant’s manager. “I can’t believe that happened!”, she said. She sounded truly shocked. “What did you order?” I told her I ordered the meat loaf. “That’s weird,”she observed.”Usually it’s the stuffing.”
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Father’s Jobs
in JokesA teacher decides to have Career Day in her class. She asks each student to tell the class what their father’s job is, spell it, and then explain what they do. Mary stands up and says, “My father is a policeman. P -O-L-I-C-E-M-A-N. He puts bad people in jail and keeps us all safe.” Sue…