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Jokes

  • Tunnels

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    A recent college graduate took a new job in a hilly eastern city and began commuting each day to work through a tiring array of tunnels, bridges and traffic jams. Thinking it would make the trip more bearable, he invited several coworkers to share the ride. However, the commute actually got more stressful, especially the…

  • Addicted To Caffiene?

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    You Know You’re Addicted to Caffeine When… 1.) You haven’t slept since the Clinton Administration. 2.) Your next-door neighbors often call to complain about the sound of your chattering teeth. 3.) Instead of Tic Tacs, you suck on Vivarin. 4.) You plan to name your twins “Cappuccino” and “Espresso.” 5.) On the way to work…

  • Put Up and Shut Up

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    A loaded mini van pulled in to the only remaining site at a campground. Four children leaped from the vehicle and began feverishly unloading gear and setting up the tent. The boys rushed to gather firewood, while the girls and their mother set up the camp stove and cooking utensils. Impressed, a nearby camper sauntered…

  • Daffynition 1

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    zebra: 25 sizes bigger than an ‘A’ bra

  • Dinner Last Night (II)

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    – What did you have for dinner last night? – Your mom. – …and for dessert? – Your mom.

  • Questions & Answers 1

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    Q: What kind of soup do dogs like? A: Chicken Poodle! ___________________________________________ Q: Why DIDN’T the skeleton cross the road? A: Because he didn’t have the guts! ___________________________________________ Q: What’s purple and makes you burp? A: BELCH’S Grape Juice!

  • Reducing Salon

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    A tearful woman phoned a reducing salon to wail that her husband had just given her a lovely present and she couldn’t get into it. The operator gave her an appointment and added, “Don’t worry, madam, we’ll have you wearing that dress in no time.” “Dress?” the matron sobbed. “It’s a Porsche!”

  • Why Santa Can’t be a Man

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    Men can’t pack a bag. Men wouldn’t be caught dead wearing red velvet. Men would feel their masculinity is threatened… having to be seen with all those elves. Men don’t answer their mail. Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, even in jest, as anything remotely resembling a “bowlful of jelly.” Men…

  • Breakfast

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    A man walked into a café and he said, “Could I have a breakfast”. The cafe owner said, “Certainly, sir”. He said, “But could you do it my way”. The owner says, “What’s your way”. He says, “I want a fried egg that’s been over-cooked so it’s got a rubbery texture so I can bounce…

  • Steve Wright VI

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    I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. I installed a skylight in my apartment…. The people who live above me are furious! All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall…

  • Cow’s Tail

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    What’s the difference between a Western necktie and a cow’s tail? The cow’s tail covers the whole asshole.

  • Two Arab Fathers

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    Two Arab fathers are showing each other their family photos. One shows the other a picture and says “This is my oldest, he is a martyr. This is my second oldest, he is also a martyr.” The other Arab father just sighs and says “Ahh, they blow up so quickly these days!”