Jokes
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People Change Wd Time
in JokesDating process : 6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U. 6 months : Of course I love U. 6 years : GOD, if I didn’t love U, then why the hell did I propose? Back from Work: 6 weeks : Honey, I’m home. 6 months : BACK!! 6 years :…
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10 Ways to Tell if You have PMS
in JokesThe following are 10 ways to tell if you have PMS, 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 5. You’re using your cellular phone…
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Redneck: “home Security”
in JokesYou might be a redneck if you think that “home security” means taking the front steps to your trailer with you when you leave the house.
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Taxiing Down the Tarmac…
in JokesTaxiing down the tarmac, the 757 abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, “What was the problem?” “The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,” explained the flight attendant, “and it took us a…
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Definition of an Alarm Clock
in Jokesalarm clock, n. a device for waking up people who don’t have small children
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Boodler’s Boob Job
in JokesHow does boodler reproduce? By Fucking Battery’s fat-Shit-and-cum filled ass
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Doctor’s Orders
in JokesA distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” the woman wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?” “Yes, I’m afraid so,” the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the woman continued, “I’m wondering, then, just how serious my…
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Bloomingdales
in JokesAn elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales. “Bloomingdales!” the rabbi exclaimed. “Why Bloomingdales?” “Then I’ll be sure my daughters visit me twice a…