Jokes
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I Picked Wisdom
in JokesAn angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the history teacher that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. Without hesitating, the history teacher selects infinite wisdom. “Done!” says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and…
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Knock Knock, Harry P
in Jokes-Knock Knock! -Who’s there? -You know. -You know who? -Thats right, avada kedavra!
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Lots of Jokes (2)
in JokesQ. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof? A. More leg-room! Q. Why don’t blondes use vibrators? A. They chip their teeth. Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? A. Fertilized. Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering? A. More headroom. Q. Why is a blonde like a…
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Trucker versus the Blonde
in JokesA trucker has just turned a corner on a deserted roadway and was proceeding to change lanes when a blonde in a speedy corvette cut right in front of him almost making him get run off the road. Enraged the trucker sped up and overtook the blonde then forced her to slow down. When the…
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Liberty or Death
in JokesQ. How do you say “Give me liberty or give me death!” in French? A. I give up.
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Don’t Get Distracted!!!!!
in JokesHow Many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? 1:Let’s go ride our bikes! 2:Hey look! A squirrel.
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Mom, What’s Sex?
in JokesA little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, “Mom, what’s sex?” His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject. When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form which he had…
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Quotes From Famous Mothers III
in JokesNAPOLEON’S MOTHER: “All right, Napoleon. If you aren’t hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it!” CUSTER’S MOTHER: “Now, George, remember what I told you – don’t go biting off more than you can chew!” ABRAHAM LINCOLN’S MOTHER: “Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can’t you…
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There’s Something People Hate About Mary
in JokesMary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, “Nojoke loves me … the whole world hates me!” Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up…