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Jokes

  • Arkansas Toothbrush

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    How do you know that the toothbrush was invented by a redneck? If it was invented by anyone else they would have called it a “teethbrush”.

  • We Live in a Crazy World…

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    “You know that the world is going crazy when: the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most…

  • Working

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    What’s the difference between a black man and a large pizza? ————– a large pizza can feed a family of four What do sperm and black men have in common? ————– only one in a million work!!

  • A Chatroom Poem

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    I was sitting in chat room, Feeling mildly amused, When I saw something strange, That left me all confused. Someone typed a word, (As far as I could tell) But I had never seen it. What is an LOL? Then the plot got thicker, More words I didn’t know, A person started typing, The word…

  • A Priest

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    What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit

  • Excuses- Part 2

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    Here are some excuses if someone asks you to do something with them… I’d love to but… People are blaming me for the Spanish-American War. I’d love to but… I changed the lock on my door and now I can’t get out. I’d love to but… I’m making a home movie called “The Thing That…

  • Church Restoration Project

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    There was a tradesman, a painter named Jack, who was very interested in making a dollar where he could. So he often would thin down his paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time. Eventually the local church decided to do a big…

  • Yogi Berra

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    Yogi Berra is a famous baseball player who is most widely known for his renowned flubs. Here is a collection of the best. “This is like deja vu all over again.” “You can observe a lot just by watching.” “He must have made that before he died.” — Referring to a Steve McQueen movie. “I…

  • A Good Pun is Its Own Reword

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    – A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. – Dijon vu – the same mustard as before. – Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. – A hangover is the wrath of grapes. – Sea captains don’t like crew cuts. – Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? – Reading…

  • Extra Cent

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    If someone says, “A penny for your thoughts,”, and you give them your two cents worth, what happens to the other penny?

  • What Do Railroad Tracks…

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    What do railroad tracks and blondes have in common? They are both laid all over America!

  • He’s Bugging Me!

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    A salesman was traveling through the countryside, flogging insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. “Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again, I guarantee it.” The farmer was dubious. “Young man, I’ll make you a proposition. I’ll tie you out in my…