Jokes
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animal Sounds
in JokesA group of young children was sitting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. “Davy, what noise does a cow make?” “It goes moo.” “Alice, what noise does a cat make?” “It goes meow.” “Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?” “It goes baaa.” “Jennifer, what…
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Most Romantic First Line…
in JokesNeed help coming up with that perfect ditty for your better (or worse) half? Perhaps these will help inspire you! –These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line: Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but I only slept with you,…
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Points of View
in JokesTwo Irishmen were sitting at a pub having beer and watching the brothel across the street. They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said, “Aye, ’tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin’ bad.” A bit later, they saw a Rabbi enter the brothel, and the…
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Tools
in JokesAutomobile Tool Definitions Hammer: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate expensive car parts not far from the object we are trying to hit. Mechanic’s Knife: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door;…
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Short and Funny
in JokesLove thy neighbor all through the day… but first make sure his wife’s away! Boyfriend: I’m going to buy us some condoms. Girlfriend: Why? You can’t fit all that in one! Boyfriend: You barely fit in a bra! Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke? A 2-year old boy, a 12-year old…
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Blond Snowman
in JokesWhy is it so hard to make a blond snowman??? Because you have to hollow out its head!!!!!
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Michael Jackson
in JokesWhat is the similarity between Michael Jackson and a Playstation 2? They both are made of plastic, and they both get turned on by kids.
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Sick Aunt
in JokesAt long last the good-humored boss was compelled to call Fisk into his office. “It has not escaped my attention,” he pointed out, “that every time there’s a home game at the stadium you have to take your aunt to the doctor.” “You know, you’re right, sir,” exclaimed Fisk. “I didn’t realize it. You don’t…
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Amazing Facts 17
in Jokes170 The Cape of Good Hope is located in South Africa 171 Heathrow Airport is located in London 172 The neon lamp was invented by Georges Claude 173 The last letter of the Greek alphabet is Omega 174 The place known as the land of Lincoln is Illinois 175 The US state Utah is also…
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Fur Me
in JokesA mother and a daughter are shopping in the mall, when the mother eyes an expensive fur coat. “This year,” she says, “I think that I will buy my present instead of making you and dad shop for me.” The daughter protests, “But mom, some helpless, poor creature has to suffer so that you can…