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Jokes

  • Mothers of Teens

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    Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young.

  • Surveys & Contests

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    From time-to-time our site requests information from users via surveys. Participation in these surveys or contests is completely voluntary and the user therefore has a choice whether or not to disclose this information. Information requested may include contact information (such as name and shipping address), and demographic information (such as zip code, age level). Survey…

  • Killing Fish

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    Your so stupid you tried to kill a fish by drowning it!

  • These are real books you can buy

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    ‘The Romance of Leprosy’, E Mackerchar 1949 ‘Why bring that up? a guide to seasickness’, J F Montague 1936 ‘Penetrating Wagner’s Ring’, John L Di Gaetanao 1978 ‘Constipation & our Civilization’, J C Thomson 1943 ‘A pictorial book of tongue coating’, Anon 1981 ‘A Government committee of Enquiry on the Light metal artificial Leg’, Captain…

  • A Man’s Guide to Surviving Valentines Day

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    The following is a basic guide to Valentine’s Day survival for men, which was faxed to Robert Kirby, The Salt Lake Tribune, by the nice ladies down at “Romance Anonymous,” formerly known as “Men Are Pigs But We Can’t Kill Them.” STEP ONE: The minimum requirement is to let the woman know you care. The…

  • The Men Who Swear at Computers

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    Have you ever had those days when your computer fucking sucks? Now you have a poem to say! I’m gonna get some Coke and a snack, This should be FUCKING WORKING by the time I get back.

  • Newspapers or Television

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    Q: What is more useful — newspapers or television? A: Newspapers, of course. You cannot wrap herring in a TV.

  • Red & Blue

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    Man 1: “Why have you painted your car red on one side and blue on the other?” Man 2: “So that if I bang into anyone, the witnesses will have a marvellous time in court contradicting each other!”

  • Elephants Coming

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    Q: What did Tarzan say to Jane when he saw the elephants coming? A: Here come the elephants.

  • Idiots

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    IDIOTS IN SERVICE This week, all our office phones went dead and I had to contact the telephone repair people. They promised to be out between 8:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m. When I asked if they could give me a smaller time window, the pleasant gentleman asked, “Would you like us to call you before…

  • How You Do That?

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    Depending on how you ask the questions, you can force the answer you seek! Remember 43% of polls are wrong, the other 78% are made up! Don’t jump to the answer, just scroll down. Take this test mentally, don’t write down your answers, and don’t shout them out. 1. Pick a number from 2 to…

  • Guy in a bar

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    So, this guy walks into a bar. And says, “ouch”.