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Jokes

  • Mary Had a Little Lamb

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    Mary had a little lamb, And a little pony too, She put the pony in a field, And the lamb into a stew!!

  • The Seven-Ten Cap

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    A blonde lady goes into an auto parts store and asks for a seven-ten cap. All the clerks look at each other, and one says, “What’s a seven-ten cap?” She says, “You know, it’s right on the engine. Mine got lost and some how and I need a new one.” “What kind of a car…

  • Chuck Norris Facts: 24

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    When in a bar, you can order a drink called a “Chuck Norris”. It is also known as a “Bloody Mary”, if your name happens to be Mary. Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he’s roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die. Some people ask for a…

  • Pirates See Her

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    Yo Momma is so big that when pirates see her they say, “LAND HO!”

  • Good Computer

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    Because I had forgotten the dates for a number of my friends’ and relatives’ birthdays and anniversaries, I decided to compile a list on the computer and have the dates highlighted on screen when the machine was turned on. I went to a number of computer stores to find a software program that would do…

  • Indemnity

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    By using this site you agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless the web site, its officers, directors, employees and agents, from any claims, actions or demands, including without limitation reasonable legal and accounting fees, alleging or resulting from your use of the material or your breach of the terms of this agreement. The web…

  • What Are You Gonna Do?

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    Child 1: Whatcha gonna do? Child 2: I’m gonna watch TV! Child 1: Guess what? I’m the QUEEN of the TV Freaks!

  • One in One Million

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    China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

  • AFRIKAANS JOKE (Toppunt Van Geraas)

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    Wat is die toppunt van geraas? 2 geraamtes wat woellig spyker op n sinkdak met n coke blikkie as n kondoom!

  • Redneck Hotel

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    A redneck couple had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, the man took her to a large city and they checked into a plush hotel. The woman said to the bellman, “We refuse to settle for such a small room. No windows, no bed, and no air…

  • Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

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    Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

  • The Way Up There

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    A man died and went to heaven, he went to the golden gates, and saw God. He didn’t know who God was, so he took one look and said, “My god, Who the hell are you?”