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Jokes

  • Magazines

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    Men’s magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Women’s magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female joke is a beautiful work of art, while the male joke is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Men are turned on at the sight of a…

  • Windows 98 Errors

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    Recently the following undocumented Windows 98 error-codes were found. Microsoft forgot to explain them in the manuals, so they will be spread via the Internet: WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet WinErr: 003 Dynamic linking error – Your mistake is now in every file WinErr: 004 Erroneous…

  • OJ’s Rhyme ( Dr. Seuss )

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    I did not kill my lovely wife, I did not slash her with a knife. I did not bonk her on the head, I did not know that she was dead. I stayed at home that fateful night, I took a cab, then took a flight. The bag I had was just for me. My…

  • Ultra dumb People

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    Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn’t control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, “Give me all your money or I’ll shoot,” the man shouted, “That’s not what I said!”

  • Bygones

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    My geometry tutor told me, “A six-sided polygon is called a hexagon, a five-sided one is called a pentagon.” “What about two sided ones?” I asked. “They don’t exist,” was his response. “I beg to differ! I think we should just let bi-gons be bi-gons.”

  • Going Out

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    Q: What did the older lightbulb say to the younger lightbulb? A: You’re too young to go out tonight.

  • The Perfect Pet

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    A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The owner says, “How about a dog?” The man replies, “A dog? That’s so ordinary! And a dog can’t do everything!” The owner says, “How about a cat?” The man replies, “No way!…

  • Pick Up Lines #2

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    Boy: Is your dad a baker? Girl: No. Why? Boy: Cause you’re a cutie pie!!

  • Playstation

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    Yo mama’s so dumb, she thought that a Playstation was a day care place.

  • Government Class

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    Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her U.S. Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question, then finally said, “That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware.”

  • That Bridge is Big Enough!

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    This is a insult I use on my brother’s girlfriend if she starts annoying me too much. She has a very tiny bridge in her nose that is only noticeable if you look close enough. Its fun to mess with her about it cause she is very self conscious about it. That bridge on your…

  • Rich Pakistani

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    I AM NOT A RACIST PERSON, I JUST FIND THIS FUNNY. There was once a rich pakistani. His name was Azif. (As if)