Jokes
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Black and White
in JokesHow many feet does a black rooster have? How many wings does a black rooster have? How many heads does a black rooster have? How many hairs are on the back of a white cat? Why is it that you know more about a black cock rather than a white pussy?
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Trimming the barber
in JokesA man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment – shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. – he placed the boy in the chair. “I’m goin’ to buy a green tie to wear for the parade,” he said. “I’ll be back in a few minutes.” When the boy’s…
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Time for the Wedding
in JokesA police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer,” the man began, “I can explain.” “Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.” “But, officer, I just wanted to say,” “And I said to keep quiet! You’re…
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Geriatic Humor II
in JokesTwo elderly women were eating at a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel’s ear and she said, “Mabel, did you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?” Mabel answered, “I have? A suppository?” She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, “Ethel, I’m glad you saw this…
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A Very Dry Snoop Dogg
in JokesJoke: Why does Snoop Dogg Carry an umbrella? Answer: For Drizzle my nizzle
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Elephants & Ducks
in JokesWhy do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.
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Jet Fuel Alchoholics
in JokesTwo redneck airplane mechanics named Jim Bob and Jeb work at the Atlanta airport. Atlanta gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so Jim Bob and Jeb have nothing to do. After work Jim Bob and Jeb usally have a drink on their way home, so Jim Bob says to…
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Warning: this Joke is Raceist
in JokesWhy don’t niggers like dirt bikes? Because when it starts, it says: “Run nigga nigga run.”