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Jokes

  • The Circus of Congress

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    What do a circus and congress have in common? They are both full of CLOWNS

  • Banana

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    Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because it wasn’t peeling well

  • The Rooms

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    A man dies and goes to hell. When he arrives Satan gives him a choice of what eternal punishment he’ll be given. They go to a wall with 3 doors. Satan opens the first door and there are people standing on their heads on blocks of ice. The man says, “No way, I cant do…

  • Headlines, July 1876

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    The following are headlines that *might* have appeared in papers in the aftermath of Little Bighorn – Variety: “Custer Closes Out of Town” Pravda: “Big Red Victory” sport Illustrated: “Indians Win Series” Women’s Wear Daily: “Feathers Make Comeback” Reader’s Digest: “Sitting Bull Reveals New Cure for Dandruff” The Washington Post: “Custer Loses Rural Vote”

  • You are a Redneck If… #26

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    You are a redneck if: You’ve ever carved a gunstock out of a bedpost.

  • Read it

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    You’re so ugly that your momma cried when she saw you after birth.

  • Germs…are Kinda Like Forwards

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    Have you ever noticed people who cough/sneeze/do just about anything they can to spread their germs to everyone and everywhere? Well basically their theory is make germs like forwards. Try to get them around the world in 40 days or less. Lets try to get rid of these people rather then the avian virus before…

  • Another Chicken Joke

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    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side! ************************************************************ Q: Why did the punk rock star cross the road? A: Because he was stapled to the chicken!

  • Superman is Bored

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    Superman was bored one day; he goes to see Batman, and he asks, “Do you want to go save the world?” “Sorry” Batman said. “Spring cleaning at the Batcave,” so Superman goes to see the Green Lantern. “You wanna save the world?” he asks. “Can’t, ring has been acting up,” Lantern said. Then, flying around…

  • Deal with the Devil

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    A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, “I’d give anything to sink this next putt.” A stranger walks up to him and whispers, “Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?” The golfer thinks the man is…

  • Mind-mail

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    One day a blonde named Sharon was sitting at her till at the supermarket. Suddenly, she had an idea that would change the world forever. She had invented mind-mail! She called over her boss and told him. He was astonished and said, “Go on then, send me a mail through your mind!” She did as…

  • Jewish Holiday

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    A Jewish girl tells her Catholic college roommate that she’s going home for Roshashanna. “Oh,” the Catholic girl says. “That’s the holiday when you light the eight candles, right?” “No,” the Jewish girl replies. “That’s Hannukah.” “Oh, right,” the Catholic girl says. “Roshashanna is the holiday when you eat the unlevened bread?” “No,” the Jewish…