Jokes
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If Men Ruled the World
in JokesIf Men Ruled the World Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to “I love you.” Hallmark would make “Sorry, what was your name again?” cards. If your girlfriend really needed to talk…
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Repairing the Phone
in JokesA friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission. Repeated requests for repair brought only promises. After several days, the phone company was again contacted and told that there was no longer a rush. The phone…
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C-Nile Virus Alert
in JokesTO: ALL EMPLOYEES FROM: SYSTEM’S ADMINISTRATOR SUBJECT: WARNING! C-NILE VIRUS … MUST READ: Just learned about this from a reliable source. It seems that there is a computer virus out there called the “C-Nile Virus” that even the most advanced programs from Norton cannot take care of, so be warned. It appears to affect those…
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You Know You Need A New Lawyer When…
in Jokes– When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other. – During your initial consultation, he tries to sell you Amway. – He tells you that his last good case was a “Budweiser.” – During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy. – He asks a hostile witness to “pull my…
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Useless Facts #4 (srry If There are Dupes)
in Jokes151. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. 152. Half of all crimes are committed by people under the age of 18. 80% of burglaries are committed by people aged 13-21. 153. An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. 154. All polar bears are left-handed. 155. The catfish has over 27000…
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A Sophisticated Lady
in JokesA sophisticated lady went into an expensive restaurant. Before sitting, she asked her waiter, “Do you serve crabs here, sir?” The waiter replied, “Yes ma’am, we serve anyjoke in here. Please have a seat.”